dry shampooing my way through life
until i forget that i can talk
I feel like if these photos were drinks, and I drank them, they would prolong my life by years
the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
Space Girl Bath Bomb from a few months ago. I used two of them for the jacuzzi.
Martin Usborne - The Silence of Dogs in Cars (2011)
i dont think my friends understand. when i say my room is messy i dont mean “cute” messy where i have a jacket hanging here and there i mean messy as in fuckin trash island where garbage citizens hold elections over who will become the next trash overlord it’s fuckin gross
i have been singing this everywhere, even as im going to sleep and i dont even care